Monday, August 31, 2009

The German


4 oz Chocolate Ice Cream
2 oz cream
2-4 shots of Khalouah
Top with whip cream
drizzle with dark chocolate

Monday, August 03, 2009

PanGalactic Gargle Blaster


  • 1 oz vodka (that Ol' Janx Spirit)
  • 1 oz Clamato (oh, those Santraginus fish)
  • 1 oz ice cold gin (Arcturan Mega-gin)
  • 4 oz Zipang Sparking Sake (Fallian marsh gas)
  • 1 oz Creme de Menthe (Qalactin Hypermint extract)
  • 1 Jalepeno (tooth of an Algolian Suntiger)
  • Sprinkle with lemon zest (Zamphuor)
  • add an olive

WARNING: Drinking Pan Galctic Gargle Blasters may cause serious damage to the rods and cones in the human eye, thus explaining why consumers of this beverage have often reported it to be green in color when, in fact, it is not.

Saggitarian Spritzer


5 oz. Prichard's Rum
2 oz. soda water
Handfull of Rasberry (puree or muddled)

Dip the rim of the serving glass in sugar and then fill with crushed ice. Fill carefully with spritzer. Lance rasberry with toothpick and serve.