L. B. E. P.

(G C5 D Dsus D)

I am a lesbian pirate, I’ve sailed the seven seas.

I’ve been everywhere girls, if you know what I mean.

Takin’ women as I want, just ask me what we eat—

Babies pickled and peppered, and roasted tiny feet.

Ch// I am a lesbian pirate

I am a lesbian pirate

Lesbian, baby-eatin’, pirate

Garrrrrrrr

Now, who’s that flying on the horizon—faster than she seems—

It’s Super Woman, she’s the only girl for me.

But if she doesn’t like pirates I’d sure give up the sea,

And maybe stop eating babies, love is all the food I need.

Ch//

Br// But She says, “Babe, don’t ever change for me

I came to you across the sea.

I love you just the way you “r”

Together we’ll be lesbo pirate super stars!

Ch// (x2) We are lesbian pirates

We are lesbian pirates

Lesbian, baby-eatin’, pirate

Garrrrrrrr